In an attempt to lighten up your day and also replace the image from my previous post that could sear the insides of your corneas, I found an article on weird signs (http://lifeinc.today.com/_news/2012/08/30/13553692-weird-road-signs-contest-which-one-is-wackiest?lite ).
Here are my favorites with my captions:
You really can’t get there from here.
Warning sign at the entrance to the “Bovine Chucking” contest.
Instead of “Got milk?,” it’s “Got shafted?”
No comment.
Curmudgeon at Large 
These are great. Loved the “No Hooking” one.
One night about a year and a half ago I was hanging out with my friends in the East Village here in New York City when we noticed a walk/don’t walk sign reworked to look like a walk/middle finger sign.
Ah ha! The walk/FU sign.
Once when working a summer job years ago with some lab technicians, we connected a red panic button to a light that lit up a middle finger. It proved most useful.
I think a light like that would prove highly marketable in today’s world.
Haha!! I thought maybe they were playing leap frog? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pink sign, either. They must use that color only in areas of high “hooking” traffic.
This is a topic for which I will not do research.
… and I forgot:
e) They are in a two man truck slalom.
a) The first man is helping the second man hook up his trousers;
b) They are playing pin the tail on the donkey;
c) They are searching for “lost treasures;”
d) They both have to bend over because they cannot stand up in the truck.
What are the two men on the side of the truck doing? I mean, what are they really trying to portray? HF
Aaaah, my corneas thank you. And I love the “No Hooking” sign. *snickers*
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