Imponderables vs. Alien vs. Predator

Yet more imponderables to amuse you (waste your time):

  • Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
  • How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  • Do people in Australia call the rest of the world “up over?”
  • Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
  • Does killing time damage eternity?
  • Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
  • Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
  • Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
  • How come abbreviated is such a long word?
  • Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
  • Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
  • Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
  • Daylight saving time – why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
  • Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
  • Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
  • Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  • Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
  • How can there be self-help “groups”?

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8 responses to “Imponderables vs. Alien vs. Predator

  1. Or another answer is, “because my daddy always told me.”

  2. Yeah, why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring and dish washing liquid made with real lemons…? Inquiring minds want to know. No, not me, other inquiring minds.

  3. Please put the answers to these questions in your next blog post. The world is waiting.

  4. Thanks for wasting my time with questions that keep me awake at night.

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