We’re done here:

• How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
• How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?
• How many weeks are there in a light year?
• Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
• If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPhone?
• If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
• If Barbie’s so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
• If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?
• If cats and dogs didn’t have fur would we still pet them?
• If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
• If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
• If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
• If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
• Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child?

• Why do they call it “chili” if it’s hot?
• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
• Clones are people two.
• The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
• When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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