A nautical sense of humor …
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“Breakin’ Wind” was my stripper name. Which probably explains why I never made any money stripping.
These are great. “Piece of Ship” is named well.
Great post … but I have to admit to experiencing a malapropism when I read the title – I saw “Naughty Sense of Humor” (and, so, was expecting something quite different)!
A few of the mariners do have a naughty sense of humor in naming their boats.
I liked the naughty ones but I think the one I like best is Vitamin Sea.
My friend, who had a boat, said it was a hole in the water that you put money in. His humour didn’t extend to giving his boat a funny name, though.
He was too broken up feeding money into the hole.
LOL … good finds. 🙂
Some clever boaters out there…
…at least in naming their boats.
Cirrhosis of the River. LOL. Was that my uncle’s boat? He died of cirrhosis of the river. Ah, brings back some memories.
I have a feeling that the owner of that boat recognized that one of the dangers with boating had nothing to do with water.
Well, only when you dilute good whisky with it … it’s pretty damn dangerous then.
Facebooked this, Cur … soooo funny!
Thanks. An easy way to get a laugh.
Easy, shmeesy, Cur … a laugh is a laugh.
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“Breakin’ Wind” was my stripper name. Which probably explains why I never made any money stripping.
These are great. “Piece of Ship” is named well.
Great post … but I have to admit to experiencing a malapropism when I read the title – I saw “Naughty Sense of Humor” (and, so, was expecting something quite different)!
A few of the mariners do have a naughty sense of humor in naming their boats.
I liked the naughty ones but I think the one I like best is Vitamin Sea.
My friend, who had a boat, said it was a hole in the water that you put money in. His humour didn’t extend to giving his boat a funny name, though.
He was too broken up feeding money into the hole.
LOL … good finds. 🙂
Some clever boaters out there…
…at least in naming their boats.
Cirrhosis of the River. LOL. Was that my uncle’s boat? He died of cirrhosis of the river. Ah, brings back some memories.
I have a feeling that the owner of that boat recognized that one of the dangers with boating had nothing to do with water.
Well, only when you dilute good whisky with it … it’s pretty damn dangerous then.
Facebooked this, Cur … soooo funny!
Thanks. An easy way to get a laugh.
Easy, shmeesy, Cur … a laugh is a laugh.