From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
–Scottish Prayer
With the approach of Halloween, I am resubmitting a much earlier post of my own warped view of a literary classic:
https://curmudgeon-at-large.com/2012/10/29/a-dreary-night-of-november/
Curmudgeon at Large 
That’s the best prayer I’ve ever heard. Makes me wish I was a Christian again, just so I could say it in church.
Ooh, I remember this one. It has a Rocky Horror Picture Show vibe. I think that movie just celebrated its 40-year anniversary. Man, I’m getting old…