I received a notice recently of the availability of Medicare for Dummies, Second Edition.
For only $19.99, I can find out:
- When I should sign up for Medicare
- What Medicare covers
- What Medicare costs
- How Medicare works with other health benefits.
All of this information is undoubtedly useful, especially for an aging population in need of such advice. The “For Dummies” book franchise now has over 2500 titles. As stated in Wikipedia, “For Dummies is an extensive series of instructional/reference books which are intended to present non-intimidating guides for readers new to the various topics covered. The series has been a worldwide success with editions in numerous languages.”
But Medicare for Dummies just strikes a non-resonant chord. It raises the question* of what is next for a dummy like me. Besides the obvious – Retirement for Dummies, Medicaid for Dummies – there is the illogical step to:
- Walking and Chewing Gum for Dummies
- Answering the Phone for Dummies
- Monday for Dummies (part one of a seven part series)
- Poverty and Homelessness for Dummies
- Borderline Hysteria for Dummies
- Terminal Cancer for Dummies
- Death for Dummies
- How to be a Dummy for Dummies.
I should have realized that there is already a Blogging for Dummies, Facebook for Dummies and Twitter for Dummies. There is also Critical Thinking for Dummies which appears to be a contradiction in terms.
It’s only a matter of time before you can enroll in For Dummies University (FDU) where you can graduate Magna cum Stultus.
*Dr. Language Guy applauds the use of “raises the question” versus “begs the question” and refers readers to several diatribes articles on this subject.