…and they say romance is dead.

and they say

You may thank (or blame) Tom Merriman  for this episode of:

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He asked in his February Monthly Theme for a post on the topic “…and they say romance is dead.”

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A husband and his long suffering wife decided to take a romantic driving vacation through the scenic US West. The husband, who was hard of hearing, was speeding down a remote highway and was spotted by a state trooper who pulled behind them, siren blaring.

“Pull over” says the wife.

“What?” says the husband.

“PULL OVER! STATE TROOPER!” screams the wife.

The husband pulls to the side of the rode and is approached by the female state trooper.

“May I see your license, please?” says the trooper.

“What?” says the husband.

“LICENSE! SHE NEEDS YOUR LICENSE!” screams the wife.

The husband hands the trooper his license. Upon looking at the license, the state trooper says:

“I see you’re from Delaware. I used to date a man from Delaware but he was a real asshole.”

“What?” says the husband.

“SHE SAYS SHE KNOWS YOU!” screams the wife.

 

…and they say romance is dead.

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12 responses to “…and they say romance is dead.

  1. Keep fanning the embers … 😉

  2. Ha! Love it. Very funny.

  3. Oh, you big softie, you! It’s enough to bring a tear to a glass eye.

  4. Ha! Now that sounds like a marriage where they’re both suffering.

  5. LOL. No, really, I did, honest!

  6. No question that this gem by Tom fits your profile.

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