You may thank (or blame) Tom Merriman for this episode of:
He asked in his February Monthly Theme for a post on the topic “…and they say romance is dead.”
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A husband and his long suffering wife decided to take a romantic driving vacation through the scenic US West. The husband, who was hard of hearing, was speeding down a remote highway and was spotted by a state trooper who pulled behind them, siren blaring.
“Pull over” says the wife.
“What?” says the husband.
“PULL OVER! STATE TROOPER!” screams the wife.
The husband pulls to the side of the rode and is approached by the female state trooper.
“May I see your license, please?” says the trooper.
“What?” says the husband.
“LICENSE! SHE NEEDS YOUR LICENSE!” screams the wife.
The husband hands the trooper his license. Upon looking at the license, the state trooper says:
“I see you’re from Delaware. I used to date a man from Delaware but he was a real asshole.”
“What?” says the husband.
“SHE SAYS SHE KNOWS YOU!” screams the wife.
…and they say romance is dead.
Curmudgeon at Large 
Keep fanning the embers … 😉
…and getting my buns burned.
Ha! Love it. Very funny.
Fallen Arches is filled with similar examples of enduring romance.
Oh, you big softie, you! It’s enough to bring a tear to a glass eye.
Yes, I’m wiping the tears away from my shot glass.
Ha! Now that sounds like a marriage where they’re both suffering.
A marriage where both are suffering sounds like something a curmudgeon would say.
LOL. No, really, I did, honest!
“What?”
No question that this gem by Tom fits your profile.
Romance with a twist.