Now not many people know this, but MI5 has just uncovered, amongst Hillary’s emails, that that The Donald, a.k.a. Herr Drumpf, is actually a Bavarian spy (mole). After the failure of his predecessor, Sasha Baron Cohen, Drumpf was sent here under deep cover to get a war started so Bavaria could then get U.S. aid.
What? It’s just as likely as what’s happening in the primaries!
Curmudgeon at Large 
Now that is funny!
If only it could be enforced…
Now not many people know this, but MI5 has just uncovered, amongst Hillary’s emails, that that The Donald, a.k.a. Herr Drumpf, is actually a Bavarian spy (mole). After the failure of his predecessor, Sasha Baron Cohen, Drumpf was sent here under deep cover to get a war started so Bavaria could then get U.S. aid.
What? It’s just as likely as what’s happening in the primaries!
Watch out. The Donald will be coming for you, armed with a mocking insult tailored personally for you.
I am always in need of mocking tailored insults.
Wonderful! 🙂
An incurable virus that attacks narcissists would transform this country. But it better be fast-acting.