..you end up at WalMart, of course.
Fred, an otherwise rational adult male, foolishly believes that he will find what he needs at his local WalMart. He realizes his mistake when he gets trapped in Aisle 6 – Depends, Tampons, Bandaids, rubbing alcohol, printing ink…
Frantic calls from his cellphone brings, in succession, his family, friends, members of the constabulary, Food and Drug Enforcement officials, the World Wrestling Entertainment federation, a SWAT team and even nuclear disarmament forces. Every attempt to rescue him fails as each group, in turn, becomes a WalMartian!
There is little I can add to these disturbing pictures except to say that evidence of alien life is closer than you can imagine.
Words fail me. Unfortunately, my eyes are working all too well.
I can only assume that WalMartians have both poor vision and poor judgment.
It takes all kinds. What kind they are, I’m not sure. 😉
Hahaha! That’s great. 😀
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Remind me to not read you before bed!
I was in a Walmart years ago. I asked one of the salesclerks if they had a food section. She sent me to aisle B4 — the candy aisle. No wonder the folks in your pictures look like they do!
There is undoubtedly a correlation.
If pictures are worth a thousand words, then I’m on overload from this post. Wow!!! My WalMart doesn’t bear any resemblance to these photos.
Excellent collection. All from your Wal Mart?
Yes, right down the street next to the Gas, Guns N Go.
I see what you did there. I wonder if anyone else will figure out which picture you’re in!!! 😜
As I recall, you were with me. We were going to the swimming pool and we were picking up a few snacks. So…
Oh dear, that’s a reality show just waiting to happen.
Not sure, perhaps an alternate universe reality show?