According to CNN, “Donald Trump may have just clinched the delegates necessary for the GOP nomination, but he already has his sights on a larger prize — immortality in the nation’s capital. Trump — who made his wealth in part from the branding of his name — said he wouldn’t mind seeing his surname on a statue in Washington, D.C., one day.”
With this thought in mind, your obliging curmudgeon has prepared a statue befitting The Donald complete with a motto:
The Donald Trump: Yet Another Horse’s Ass in Washington.
Curmudgeon at Large 
Have you seen this? “A Child’s First Book of Trump” by Michael Ian Black? funny and sad at the same time.
Funny and sad is well put.
Leave it to the King of Curmudgeon World to find the perfect statue!
A fitting tribute.
As a Canadian, the only idea of Trump’s that’s sounded good is the wall between Canada and the U.S. If he gets into power, we’ll help to build it: https://youtu.be/sCyzdD0vYOw
Those of us who cannot escape will be kept busy building statues in honor of his Trumpness.
On a more serious note, I find it remarkable to almost never find any commenter on the blogs I read who supports Trump. On most subjects I find a variety of opinion, but not on Trump. Now, surely, this can’t be because of my choice of blogs. It must be because his supporters enjoy fantasizing that an authoritarian can magically make their lives better, but they don’t want to admit it publicly.
For a sober look at the absurdity of the Trump phenomenon, here’s an incisive article from The Atlantic:
http://www.theatlantic.com/notes/all/2016/05/the-daily-trump/484064/
My (almost serious) reply is that there is no need to blog because The Donald relies on twitter and his followers know that he can express and solve any issue in 140 characters or less.
Now that is fabulous … thanks Diane!
Very appropriate – a fitting monument. But shouldn’t it be orange?
Yes. Color artists are hard at work attempting to duplicate The Donald’s not-found-in-nature hair color.
Kinda hard to tell the height of this appropriate monument, but I assume it is at least 50 feet high. Anything less just wouldn’t do.
Yes, larger than life.
Close, but a more accurate depiction would be the pile of manure just underneath that.
In an effort to show that something gets done in Washington, the pile will be refreshed weekly.
It’s a self-refreshing pile. Every time a hole opens on that man, shit comes out.
You are awesome, Curmudgeon!
I am also YUGE and bigly.