So Donald Trump walks into a bar…
- and denies he ever walked into a bar.
- orders a drink from the bartender and tells her she would not look like a pig if she lost 20 pounds.
- says he knows how to drink and drinks only the best drinks.
- doesn’t want to be braggadocious but he likes his drinks bigly.
- demands that everyone except the white guys be stopped and frisked.
- blames Hillary Clinton for the spilled liquor and the crushed peanut shells on the floor.
- says that his entrance into the bar was the best entrance ever. Ever, ever, ever.
- requests that all Mexicans leave the bar and then re-enter it legally.
- runs up a tab and says that he will pay it once the audit of the tab is complete.
- not sure that he will pay the tab anyway because he didn’t get the service he expected.