Here’s something I wish to SHARE with you.

I am never going to ask anyone on Facebook to SHARE anything… ever!

I am not going to ask you to SHARE if:

1. You agree with Donald Trump;
2. You hate Donald Trump;
3. Parents should be allowed to teach their kids to shoot;
4. U call yourself my buddy, friend or family;
5. You are lactose intolerant;
6. You need a hug;
7. You need an Amen;
8. You need a laxative;
9. Chuck Todd is an idiot;
10. Bill O’Reilly is an idiot;
11. I am an idiot;
12. You think that Hitler and global warming are related;
13. You found Jesus;
14. You found inspiration:
15. You found your ass with both hands;
16. You need to water your lawn;
17. You have to pass water;
18. You have a used sofa for sale;
19. You passed water on a used sofa for sale;
20. I want to show you what I had for breakfast for the last five months;
21. I want to show you my infrequent bowel movements;
22. You ran behind the DDT watering truck as a kid;
23. You have 12 cases of chocolate soy milk to give away;
24. You are looking for others to participate in a cardio exercise by the pool;
25. The abandoned puppy in this picture will be shot unless 1,000 people share and say No;
26. Only 1% of the population can pass this quiz;
27. You like my recipe for kale lemonade;
28. Sharing is caring;
29. “i” before “e” except after “c;”
30. You believe in alien anal probing.

Sadly, less than 2% of you will like and share these sentiments.

Hit LIKE and SHARE if you AGREE.

(Just kidding!)