Halloween is coming.
Forget wearing a Donald Trump or Lady Gaga outfit.
Try one of these, all available at your airport:
The scariest part is that these people may be on your flight!
Stop it, you’re scaring me! I guess the good news is that I likely won’t see most of these in a Canadian airport – frostbite would put a major damper on most of those costumes.
What makes you think that any of these people would not hesitate to dress up as a frostbitten body?
You make an excellent (albeit frightening) point.
I’ll never be able to un-see this.
Then my work here is done.
These are great!
..unless you are seated next to these people on a long flight.
Hmm. Looks a lot like our local Wal-Mart.
I believe that Walmart has reached an agreement with airports to build stores.
I’m sleeping with lights on, tonight. Gah!
…and the doors locked.
Yes, lol — and maybe a can of Raid…
LMAO … Great collection … and (somehow) the luggage was fav!
You would need someone to carry you when Trick or Treating.
Now that pair would be an interesting costume!
The person carrying the luggage comes dressed as a hernia.
Just when you thought nothing could be scarier than a plane crash…
…or a TSA strip search.
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