The true test of an English major is knowing the difference between a “girl’s used bicycle” and a “used girl’s bicycle.”
or
Curmudgeon at Large
Short bursts of curmudgeonry on any topic.
The true test of an English major is knowing the difference between a “girl’s used bicycle” and a “used girl’s bicycle.”
or
Curmudgeon at Large 
O.o
Oh dear.
😂
The second is definitely an “or” 😉
Oh my my … many thanks for the grins.