The Curmudgeon-at-Large is temporarily out of service (gathering topics to complain about) but will return sometime in late winter/early spring.
In the meantime, Bah! Humbug!
The Curmudgeon-at-Large is temporarily out of service (gathering topics to complain about) but will return sometime in late winter/early spring.
In the meantime, Bah! Humbug!
The true test of an English major is knowing the difference between a “girl’s used bicycle” and a “used girl’s bicycle.”
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Halloween is coming.
Forget wearing a Donald Trump or Lady Gaga outfit.
Try one of these, all available at your airport:
The scariest part is that these people may be on your flight!
According to CNN, “Donald Trump may have just clinched the delegates necessary for the GOP nomination, but he already has his sights on a larger prize — immortality in the nation’s capital. Trump — who made his wealth in part from the branding of his name — said he wouldn’t mind seeing his surname on a statue in Washington, D.C., one day.”
With this thought in mind, your obliging curmudgeon has prepared a statue befitting The Donald complete with a motto:
The Donald Trump: Yet Another Horse’s Ass in Washington.