If you can’t improve your health OR your writing, then…

 

..you end up at WalMart, of course.

Fred, an otherwise rational adult male, foolishly believes that he will find what he needs at his local WalMart.  He realizes his mistake when he gets trapped in Aisle 6 – Depends, Tampons, Bandaids, rubbing alcohol, printing ink…

Frantic calls from his cellphone brings, in succession, his family, friends, members of the constabulary, Food and Drug Enforcement officials, the World Wrestling Entertainment federation, a SWAT team and even nuclear disarmament forces. Every attempt to rescue him fails as each group, in turn, becomes a WalMartian!

There is little I can add to these disturbing pictures except to say that evidence of alien life is closer than you can imagine.

 

 

 

Blissful Couple

The internet supplies me with an endless source of warped amusement.  Valentine’s Day provided an excuse to exercise it.

I saw the following picture – attached to some inane article – and instantly came up with…

Here’s a typical couple enjoying a quiet afternoon at their home.

Bliss4C

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Or are they?

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This couple may be experiencing some difficulties when she thinks:

Bliss2

… and

Bliss3

 

While he thinks:

A)

Bliss4A

B)

Bliss4B

C)

Bliss4C

Or D)

Bliss4D

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So what have we learned from these possible scenarios?

  1. Looks are deceiving.
  2. Hockey is back!
  3. Buy low, sell high.
  4. Who’s Roy?
  5. Yet another example that, no matter what the man is thinking, he is still wrong!!

 

 

Occasional Caption – December 2012

Every now and then, I find a picture that cries out for a caption.  I have a category called Occasional Caption so that you can browse and comment to your heart’s content whenever you need to take a break or postpone that impending deadline.

Please supply a caption for this picture:

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Occasional Dec 2012

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Occasional Caption – October 2012

Every now and then, I find a picture (or pair of pictures) that cries out for a caption.  I have created a category called Occasional Caption so that you can browse and comment to your heart’s content whenever you need to take a break or postpone that impending deadline.

I will be gone for a couple of days but, in the meantime, please supply a caption for the October 2012 pictures:

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