Disclaimer

Every blog should have a disclaimer.  Here’s mine.  Let me know if I missed anything.

  • No purchase necessary.
  • A purchase or payment of any kind will not increase your chances of winning.
  • Odds of winning depend upon the number of eligible entries received.
  • Always consult a doctor, physician or other healthcare professional before starting any diet, weight loss or fitness program.
  • You must be 18 years or older to enter.
  • You need not be present to win.
  • Entry is free.
  • Void where prohibited.
  • Check your local laws for any restrictions.
  • Any reproduction or use of this material without the express written consent of the National Football League is strictly prohibited.
  • Decisions of the judges are final.
  • No substitution of prize by winner.
  • All entrants must provide an alias that does not reveal their identity.
  • All giveaways are void in the province of Quebec and residents of that province are not eligible to enter or win.
  • Entries must be received by December 31st.
  • Enter as often as you like.
  • Some restrictions apply.
  • Operators are standing by.
  • But wait! There’s more!!
  • The first one hundred callers will receive a free Genie Magic bake oven or a new wonder bra at no cost to you.
  • This offer is not available in any store.
  • This incredible offer is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
  • There is no obligation.  Call now.
  • Only one entry per household.
  • An alternate winner may be selected by random drawing.
  • No transfer or substitution of any prize is allowed, except at the sole discretion of the sponsor.
  • Supplies are limited so act now.
  • An item must be returned in the original manufacturer’s packaging.
  • Funeral products cannot be returned to a store.
  • Consult a physician for an erection lasting more than four hours.
  • Common side effects include diarrhea, upset stomach, muscle and joint pain.
  • Do not operate heavy machinery after using.
  • No one pays retail anymore; why should you?
  • If you have a phone, you have a lawyer.
  • Reservations must be cancelled 48 hours prior to arrival to avoid a cancellation charge.
  • We reserve the right, at any time, to modify, amend, alter or update these terms of use.
  • The information contained herein is for general information purposes only.
  • Past performance is no guarantee of future results.
  • Content may not be duplicated.
  • All rights reserved.
  • Participants are restricted to the use of ordinary telephone equipment.
  • Each winner must submit proof of eligibility.
  • The content of this page may change without prior notice.
  • All forms must be filled out completely and truthfully.
  • We are not responsible for late, lost, stolen, misdirected, misaddressed, postage due, incomplete or illegible entries.
  • Proceed at your own risk.
  • In accordance to the non-disclosure agreement that was signed with the benefactor, your Inheritance of US$17.5 million has been approved for immediate delivery.
  • Objects in mirror appear closer than they are.
  • An error has occurred.  Error = 5h.
  • Information provided by the State of South Dakota is made available as a public service.

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