Disclaimer

Every blog should have a disclaimer.  Here’s mine.  Let me know if I missed anything.

  • No purchase necessary.
  • A purchase or payment of any kind will not increase your chances of winning.
  • Odds of winning depend upon the number of eligible entries received.
  • Always consult a doctor, physician or other healthcare professional before starting any diet, weight loss or fitness program.
  • You must be 18 years or older to enter.
  • You need not be present to win.
  • Entry is free.
  • Void where prohibited.
  • Check your local laws for any restrictions.
  • Any reproduction or use of this material without the express written consent of the National Football League is strictly prohibited.
  • Decisions of the judges are final.
  • No substitution of prize by winner.
  • All entrants must provide an alias that does not reveal their identity.
  • All giveaways are void in the province of Quebec and residents of that province are not eligible to enter or win.
  • Entries must be received by December 31st.
  • Enter as often as you like.
  • Some restrictions apply.
  • Operators are standing by.
  • But wait! There’s more!!
  • The first one hundred callers will receive a free Genie Magic bake oven or a new wonder bra at no cost to you.
  • This offer is not available in any store.
  • This incredible offer is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
  • There is no obligation.  Call now.
  • Only one entry per household.
  • An alternate winner may be selected by random drawing.
  • No transfer or substitution of any prize is allowed, except at the sole discretion of the sponsor.
  • Supplies are limited so act now.
  • An item must be returned in the original manufacturer’s packaging.
  • Funeral products cannot be returned to a store.
  • Consult a physician for an erection lasting more than four hours.
  • Common side effects include diarrhea, upset stomach, muscle and joint pain.
  • Do not operate heavy machinery after using.
  • No one pays retail anymore; why should you?
  • If you have a phone, you have a lawyer.
  • Reservations must be cancelled 48 hours prior to arrival to avoid a cancellation charge.
  • We reserve the right, at any time, to modify, amend, alter or update these terms of use.
  • The information contained herein is for general information purposes only.
  • Past performance is no guarantee of future results.
  • Content may not be duplicated.
  • All rights reserved.
  • Participants are restricted to the use of ordinary telephone equipment.
  • Each winner must submit proof of eligibility.
  • The content of this page may change without prior notice.
  • All forms must be filled out completely and truthfully.
  • We are not responsible for late, lost, stolen, misdirected, misaddressed, postage due, incomplete or illegible entries.
  • Proceed at your own risk.
  • In accordance to the non-disclosure agreement that was signed with the benefactor, your Inheritance of US$17.5 million has been approved for immediate delivery.
  • Objects in mirror appear closer than they are.
  • An error has occurred.  Error = 5h.
  • Information provided by the State of South Dakota is made available as a public service.
  • You have been selected at random to participate in a survey.
  • Entries will be processed in the order received.
  • Selection and prices may vary depending upon market conditions.
  • You have the right to remain silent.
  • Competitions open to the general public, or a section of the general public, comply with consumer protection legislation.
  • There is an express acknowledgement from users that the website owner is not responsible for user behavior or content.
  • It remains the responsibility of sellers to ensure compliance with the legislation relating to online sales.
  • While we strive to make all information as timely and accurate as possible, we make no claims, promises, or guarantees about the accuracy, completeness, or adequacy of the contents of this site, and expressly disclaim liability for errors and omissions in the contents of this site.
  • Study sponsors and investigators are responsible for ensuring that the studies follow all applicable laws and regulations.
  • Surf at your own risk.
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