Those of you who cannot get enough of general misery, disaster and discomfort will now be able to browse through previously used headers.
I am indebted to A Frank Angle for this idea.
Just remember, old headers never die, they just get their own tab.
Curmudgeon at Large 
Suggested header:
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Good header material and good advice.
Quite the collection … and one can easily see a running theme! Well done … and thanks for the plug.