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Imponderables vs. Alien vs. Predator

Yet more imponderables to amuse you (waste your time):

  • Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
  • How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  • Do people in Australia call the rest of the world “up over?”
  • Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
  • Does killing time damage eternity?
  • Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
  • Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
  • Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
  • How come abbreviated is such a long word?
  • Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
  • Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
  • Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
  • Daylight saving time – why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
  • Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
  • Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
  • Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  • Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
  • How can there be self-help “groups”?

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