Pontius Pilate, 21^st century version:

“What is truth?” said jesting Donaldus Pilate.

“’Truth isn’t truth’¹ because ‘over time, truth develops’² and results in ‘alternative facts.’³”

1. Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump’s TV lawyer
2. Jay Sekulow, Donald Trump’s personal lawyer
3. Kellyanne Conway, Counselor to the President

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk