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Yet more imponderables to amuse you (waste your time):

• Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
• How come wrong numbers are never busy?
• Do people in Australia call the rest of the world “up over?”
• Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
• Does killing time damage eternity?
• Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
• Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
• Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
• How come abbreviated is such a long word?
• Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
• Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
• Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
• Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
• Daylight saving time – why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
• Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
• Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
• Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
• Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
• How can there be self-help “groups”?

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