I was a child once.  I didn’t like it.  The conversion from the Daguerreotype image was daunting but technically brilliant.

My class picture.  My head tilts slightly because I applied too much Brylcreem to one side.

I bear a striking resemblance to my friendly Great Uncle “Raspy.”

Having a pleasant day at the beach.

Even my cat was grumpy.

I was Walter Matthau’s stunt double in Grumpy Old Men.  I stood in for him when he wasn’t grumpy enough.

As the Curmudgeon-at-Large.

Believe it or not, it took a lot of plastic surgery to end up looking like a Muppet.  Well, at least I didn’t spend a million bucks to look like my cat.

Plus, no hairballs.