Using only search terms from your own blog, fill in the blanks below for this episode entitled: Gone with the [Search Term].
I will supply the first set.
All quotes are taken from Gone With the Wind. Our scene is a plantation in Georgia at the time of The Civil War. Our speakers are Scarlett O’Hara and Rhett Butler.
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Scarlett: Great balls of fire. Don’t bother me anymore, and don’t call me __A___.
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Scarlett: But you are a blockade runner.
Rhett Butler: For profit, and profit only.
Scarlett: Are you tryin’ to tell me you don’t believe in the cause?
Rhett Butler: I believe in __B__.
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Scarlett: Sir, you are no gentleman.
Rhett Butler: And you, Miss, are __C___.
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Rhett Butler: With enough courage, you can do without __D__.
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Scarlett: Rhett! Rhett, where are you going?
Rhett Butler: I’m going back to Charleston, back where I belong.
Scarlett: Please, please take me with you!
Rhett Butler: No, I’m through with everything here.
Scarlett: Rhett, Rhett… Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, __E___.
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A. origami turkey
B. suntan on a beach
C. anal
D. a tardy little marionette
E. I am appaulled about your service
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Now it is your turn.
Curmudgeon at Large 
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don’t call me __A___beheaded flower
I believe in __B__rat prints in the snow
and you, Miss, are __C___embracing grey hair
you can do without __D__dressing like a slut
Frankly, my dear, __E___so far i’ve discovered i was in a litter of eight and my mother’s name was fluffy
A) stupid stick
B) evolution
C) a bone sucking snot flower
D) Nincompoop
E) it’s smoking lettuce
After all your posts, I imagine that you have a plethora of interesting search terms.
… and those are all legit.
Okay, my new ambition is to have somebody find my blog by searching “bone sucking snot flower”. Off to think up a post now…
My sons would love that ‘anal’ was one of your choices. They seem to think the word ‘anus’ is the funniest word ever. Well, that and a few others…
Your sons would then love some of the other search tems I found.
A. a mince pie
B. Legionnaires Disease
C. a professional old trout
D. Sleeping with the cat
E. never write when there is navel fluff to be examined
A professional old trout. As opposed to an amateur one?
Woohoo, playtime! I could have a lot of fun with some of my more x-rated search terms here, but I’ll keep it clean(ish) out of respect for your readers.
a) beaver teeth Kristen
b) guy edible liquorice underwear
c) a hoer
d) Canadian toilet testing
e) they lowered my speedo suit
a) on a dare
b) bright coloured plastic dogs
c) gopher poison gas
d) fattening the pizza guy up
e) I’m embarrassed to be girly
It’s amazing what people search for.