Gone with the [Search Term]

Using only search terms from your own blog, fill in the blanks below for this episode entitled: Gone with the [Search Term].

I will supply the first set.

All quotes are taken from Gone With the Wind.  Our scene is a plantation in Georgia at the time of The Civil War.  Our speakers are Scarlett O’Hara and Rhett Butler.

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Scarlett:  Great balls of fire. Don’t bother me anymore, and don’t call me __A___.

Scarlett:  But you are a blockade runner.
Rhett Butler:  For profit, and profit only.
Scarlett:  Are you tryin’ to tell me you don’t believe in the cause?
Rhett Butler:  I believe in __B__.

Scarlett:  Sir, you are no gentleman.
Rhett Butler:  And you, Miss, are __C___.

Rhett Butler:  With enough courage, you can do without __D__.

Scarlett:  Rhett! Rhett, where are you going?
Rhett Butler:  I’m going back to Charleston, back where I belong.
Scarlett:  Please, please take me with you!
Rhett Butler:   No, I’m through with everything here.

Scarlett:  Rhett, Rhett… Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett Butler:  Frankly, my dear, __E___.

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A.            origami turkey

B.            suntan on a beach

C.            anal

D.            a tardy little marionette

E.            I am appaulled about your service

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Now it is your turn.

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13 responses to “Gone with the [Search Term]

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  3. don’t call me __A___beheaded flower
    I believe in __B__rat prints in the snow
    and you, Miss, are __C___embracing grey hair
    you can do without __D__dressing like a slut
    Frankly, my dear, __E___so far i’ve discovered i was in a litter of eight and my mother’s name was fluffy

  4. A) stupid stick
    B) evolution
    C) a bone sucking snot flower
    D) Nincompoop
    E) it’s smoking lettuce

  5. My sons would love that ‘anal’ was one of your choices. They seem to think the word ‘anus’ is the funniest word ever. Well, that and a few others…

  6. A. a mince pie
    B. Legionnaires Disease
    C. a professional old trout
    D. Sleeping with the cat
    E. never write when there is navel fluff to be examined

  7. Woohoo, playtime! I could have a lot of fun with some of my more x-rated search terms here, but I’ll keep it clean(ish) out of respect for your readers.

    a) beaver teeth Kristen
    b) guy edible liquorice underwear
    c) a hoer
    d) Canadian toilet testing
    e) they lowered my speedo suit

    a) on a dare
    b) bright coloured plastic dogs
    c) gopher poison gas
    d) fattening the pizza guy up
    e) I’m embarrassed to be girly

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