Comments less than Spam

In starting my blog, I found that I generated fewer comments than spam.

For the greater part of my life, SPAM® was the name of a family of products produced by the Hormel Food Corporation.  Although SPAM is listed as canned chopped meat, mainly pork that is pressed into a loaf, I regard it as an unknown food substance.  As a child, I considered it a member of its own food group.  Yesterday’s SPAM, an unknown substance, is replaced by today’s spam, an unsolicited message transmitted through the Internet.

I thought that I would share with my readership (both of you) some of the thoughtful spam messages that I have received:

  • Koborowie karmiono obficie wystepuja jedynie podejrzana sprawa stala nie odnotowywano wiekszego komplementu z wytworzeniem.
  • Hot sexy girls.
  • Wohh just what I was seeking for, thanks for putting up.
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  • Saudações. Na verdade, eu fiz algumas navegar na web e dar início a este blog.
  • hello admin, your internet site page’s pattern is simple and clean and i like it. Your articles are remarkable. Remember to keep up the great work. Greets..
  • Must check brand bag.
  • Biomasy do wiekszej liczby cudzoziemcow podrozujacych sluchaczy oddajemy wygodne zarzadzanie calym tym dotykaniu szybko nakladac je ciac nozycami.
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  • Hi there, just became aware of your weblog via Google, and identified that it really is truly informative. I am going to watch out for Brussels.

Sniff!  I am broken up by such compliments.  With wonderful comments like these, it is only a matter of time before I’m nominated for a bloggie.  Or maybe a nuggie.  Or a wedgie.

I’m not discouraged.  Tomorrow, I’m trying fusion food – a SPAM and tofu salad.  Actually, it sounds like fission food.  If you try to combine SPAM with tofu, the result is radioactive.

I’m also going to watch out for Brussels.

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9 responses to “Comments less than Spam

  1. You sound like a “cheesy” politician! HF

  2. Damn you Curmudgeon, I’m hungry for real spam now! Personally, I like it fried with a lot of mustard. Hmm-Hmm. HF

  3. You receive a LOT more spam than me. Really good spam. Mine is not nearly as spammy as yours. You must be doing something right.

  4. I know, right?
    The only reason I delete them is that I can’t think of anything that would equal the sheer brilliance of their content.
    CoF

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