Why we still need editors:
From an eBay seller;
My dear friend. Thank you very much for your purchase and choice. If you received the items are satisfied. Please give me a positive feedback, If you receive the items feels unsatisfied or the broken. Please don’t make the negative or neutral feedback for me. Please email to tell me. I can reply you in 24 hours. You will obtain refund money (full). Thanks a lot. Many blessing you and your family. I’m honest. Please believe me and continue to buy. If you have any questions. Please E-mail to me.
Enjoying with your bidding! It is worthy of your choice!!!
Why I love movie critics, especially when they are panning bad movies:
“This ghastly comedy emits the subliminal whine of a sucking chest wound.” — The Village Voice
“Another dim adaptation of a bright comic novel.” — The Wall Street Journal
“The film stinks from start to finish, like a wet burlap sack of gloom.” — LA Weekly
“Stupid. Illogical. Simplistic. Pandering. And those are its good points.” — Baltimore Sun
“The scariest thing in the movie is a cameo by Scott Baio.” — The Village Voice
“The most surprising thing about the movie is that somebody bothered to make it in the first place.” — The Washington Post
“A movie about self-absorbed douchebags that wallows in their douchebaggery.” — The A.V. Club
“As numbing and depressing to watch as suits hammering out a film-packaging deal one venal clause at a time.” — LA Weekly
“About as arousing as an icy shower.” — Entertainment Weekly
“It feels like both a joke and a turkey.” — The New York Times
“Like both a joke and a turkey”. Well, that certainly covers all the bases. Thanks for the chuckles!
The bit from eBay had me wincing and scratching my head … but at least the movie critics made up for it by making me laugh.
In fairness to the eBay seller, I suspect that my Chinese (which is likely the seller’s native tongue) would read much like the seller’s English.
i was just muttering to myself being cranky and lifted cup to take first sip of the tea of life and i spewed it all out laughing!
ty what a great way to restart my day
Spewing out your tea after reading one of my posts always makes my day.
On my. Great commentary. 🙂 And yes, we certainly do need editors. 🙂
Editors and movie critics are underappreciated.