Why We Need Editors and Movie Critics

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Why we still need editors:

 From an eBay seller;

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Why I love movie critics, especially when they are panning bad movies:

“This ghastly comedy emits the subliminal whine of a sucking chest wound.” — The Village Voice

“Another dim adaptation of a bright comic novel.” — The Wall Street Journal

“The film stinks from start to finish, like a wet burlap sack of gloom.” — LA Weekly

“Stupid. Illogical. Simplistic. Pandering. And those are its good points.” — Baltimore Sun

“The scariest thing in the movie is a cameo by Scott Baio.” — The Village Voice

“The most surprising thing about the movie is that somebody bothered to make it in the first place.” — The Washington Post

“A movie about self-absorbed douchebags that wallows in their douchebaggery.” — The A.V. Club

 “As numbing and depressing to watch as suits hammering out a film-packaging deal one venal clause at a time.” — LA Weekly

 “About as arousing as an icy shower.” — Entertainment Weekly

 “It feels like both a joke and a turkey.” — The New York Times

 

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8 responses to “Why We Need Editors and Movie Critics

  1. “Like both a joke and a turkey”. Well, that certainly covers all the bases. Thanks for the chuckles!

  2. The bit from eBay had me wincing and scratching my head … but at least the movie critics made up for it by making me laugh.

  3. bwaaaaaaaaahahahaha
    i was just muttering to myself being cranky and lifted cup to take first sip of the tea of life and i spewed it all out laughing!
    ty what a great way to restart my day

  4. On my. Great commentary. 🙂 And yes, we certainly do need editors. 🙂

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