All discussions on coronavirus (and all politics for that matter) have only three possible conclusions:
• “You just don’t understand.”
• “FU and the horse you rode in on.”
• “Welcome… to the Twilight Zone.”
All discussions on coronavirus (and all politics for that matter) have only three possible conclusions:
• “You just don’t understand.”
• “FU and the horse you rode in on.”
• “Welcome… to the Twilight Zone.”
Pontius Pilate, 21st century version:
“What is truth?” said jesting Donaldus Pilate.
“’Truth isn’t truth’1 because ‘over time, truth develops’2 and results in ‘alternative facts.’3”
One more round of puns.
You may thank (or curse) HighIQHumor for these:
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microScope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 Billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
2,000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbird
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
1,000 cc’s of wet socks = 1 Literhosen
8 nickels = 2 Paradigms
And, for your added pleasure:
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Do you think that humans will ever walk on the sun? (It would have to occur at night.)